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After the Stars Fell by @Baboonicorn

“On the 8th day of December, in the 1618th Year of Our LORD Jeʃuʃ Chriʃt, It has been but ʃeven winterʃ since the Almighty GOD sent the Avenging Stars down onto the ʃo-called Great Houʃeʃ of Europe, ridding Hiʃ kingdom forever of their warring, politick and duplicity. We, the...

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Duplicitous 2 by Tristan Rees-Davies

“They told me I couldn’t put Michael McIntyre in prison for telling jokes about my hair- well nobody is laughing now are they?” “Definitely not. If you’re just joining us now, we have Prime Minister Theresa May here with us on ‘We agree with you’. Prime Minister, how does...

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Duplicitous by Tristan Rees-Davies

It had been a long day. And he was really looking forward to putting his feet up, having a glass of red wine and perhaps forcing some of his imprisoned migrants to fight to the death. As the car pulled up to his house, he gave a sigh of...

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Cinderella by The Scribbling Wren

He was Late. Again. I was early. I’m always early aren’t I? I was also annoyed and getting increasingly drunk. I’d gone from self conscious in the busy bar to so relaxed I was slipping off the barstool in under an hour. Another hour and I’d be slipping into...

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