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After the Stars Fell by @Baboonicorn

“On the 8th day of December, in the 1618th Year of Our LORD Jeʃuʃ Chriʃt, It has been but ʃeven winterʃ since the Almighty GOD sent the Avenging Stars down onto the ʃo-called Great Houʃeʃ of Europe, ridding Hiʃ kingdom forever of their warring, politick and duplicity. We, the...

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LATE by Baboonicorn

He dropped back over the wall, pockets bulging with the rampion he’d plucked from her garden. His wife needed it so much… If he could just make it back to the cottage without – “Going somewhere, Miller?” croaked the voice he’d been dreading. “Ah… um… j-just c-clearing my h-head…...

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TROUSERBUTT/DOCTOR WHO by Nathan @Baboonicorn

I wasn’t sure how to conclude this, so I didn’t. Imagine that it’s one of the weaker old Who storylines where everything spans over about thirty episodes and they spend a significant chunk of them just running about. I’ve deliberately tried not to specify which Doctor – any clues are...

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Under The Sea – A Disney Tale by @Baboonicorn

“I put it to you, sir, that the defendant’s actions put the life of my client in danger.” “Objection! Your client endangered my client’s life first!” “ORDER!” cried Chief Justice Mantis-Shrimp, slamming his pistol claw onto the bench like a series of rifle shots. “Mr Wrasse, please continue.” The prosecutor...

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LEDGER by @Baboonicorn

I remember it as clear as yesterday. Craston’d summoned us older ones up to the Guild, said he had important matters to discuss. Remember thinking the old goat probably wanted us to acquire a mystic text, or an enchanted blade, hells, maybe even some magic cutlery like usual. “The...

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QUEUE by Nathan @Baboonicorn

“And who are you?” The impertinence of the enquiry shook me from my… daydream. Yes, that was what it was. Any lingering recollection of the scent of ozone and burnt flesh dissipated blissfully quickly. “Who are you?” repeated the questioner, a fierce-looking homunculus of a man – or woman...

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